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My kid missed the school bus, instantly resulting in drama & tears.
But now that I've had a few cocktails, I'm OK.
But now that I've had a few cocktails, I'm OK.
I made a stick horse out of duct tape, gum, & paperclips. I ride it around the house naked.
I am Lady Macgyva.
I am Lady Macgyva.
God wouldn’t put poles on the bus if we weren’t meant to dance on them.
So stop staring & let's see some green, Weirdo.
So stop staring & let's see some green, Weirdo.
My Ex Mother in Law?
She’s a super-callous, vag-ballistic Ex be à la doucheous.
But I try not to judge.
She’s a super-callous, vag-ballistic Ex be à la doucheous.
But I try not to judge.
Checking into a hotel w/my daughter.
Me: "Is the porn channel disabled?"
Him: "No, it's just regular porn, but I can get a DVD."
Me: "Is the porn channel disabled?"
Him: "No, it's just regular porn, but I can get a DVD."
I'm planning an old-fashioned Thanksgiving. I'm serving a huge feast & then I'll screw my Native American boyfriend.
Don't take this the wrong way, but your mom might stop slipping off her broomstick if she worked on her Kegels.
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