Your dad giggling uncontrollably as you're about to bite into your sandwich; you peel bread from turkey to find "FAG" written in mayo.

turn-ons: cool sunglasses, turn-offs: uncool sunglasses

Hi I'm mike's dad, just came 2 career day 2 say that skating is dank as fuck and being a firefighter or w/e is for gay retards. Later nerds.

home improvement tips: nail your feet to the floor and set yourself on fire

Oh the 90's are back?!?! *opens second closet full of airwalks and JNCOs* It's time to shine ya'll.

Reading @fanfiction_txt and it's changing my life

@fred_delicious you need to think about what you've just done

Hey kiddo, got ur report card, all A's huh? *sets your report card on fire* burn shit fuck school swag

I just wanna buy you dinner and eat your ass for desert bb

hey @cool_toes, found a pic of u @ school http://t.co/qFHLAnQi

HUNG DADS #KNUCKLETATS

Set something on fire and inhale it. Drink things that destroy your organs. Put horrible things up your nose. Stab needles into your veins.

Trill is a term of endearment

Lmao fuck life

<3 shitting with the lights off

I play post-ironic post-crunk/shoegazestep

I wish my parents were just two jean claude van damme's in total gay love with each other. nuzzling each other's noses & speaking french.

white people love expensive athletic clothes

livetweet the bar, livetweet the couch, livetweet the school, livetweet the crushing depression, livetweet the paper-thin facade, livetweet

#ff @logwai @trillgrandpa @trill_daughter @dontdogayshit @freddy_nothing @kid_a__ @fuckj1 @babyblogan and young men into the showers