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Your dad giggling uncontrollably as you're about to bite into your sandwich; you peel bread from turkey to find "FAG" written in mayo.
turn-ons: cool sunglasses, turn-offs: uncool sunglasses
Hi I'm mike's dad, just came 2 career day 2 say that skating is dank as fuck and being a firefighter or w/e is for gay retards. Later nerds.
home improvement tips: nail your feet to the floor and set yourself on fire
Oh the 90's are back?!?! *opens second closet full of airwalks and JNCOs* It's time to shine ya'll.
Hey kiddo, got ur report card, all A's huh? *sets your report card on fire* burn shit fuck school swag
I just wanna buy you dinner and eat your ass for desert bb
HUNG DADS #KNUCKLETATS
Set something on fire and inhale it. Drink things that destroy your organs. Put horrible things up your nose. Stab needles into your veins.
Trill is a term of endearment
Lmao fuck life
<3 shitting with the lights off
I play post-ironic post-crunk/shoegazestep
I wish my parents were just two jean claude van damme's in total gay love with each other. nuzzling each other's noses & speaking french.
white people love expensive athletic clothes
livetweet the bar, livetweet the couch, livetweet the school, livetweet the crushing depression, livetweet the paper-thin facade, livetweet