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Your dad giggling uncontrollably as you're about to bite into your sandwich; you peel bread from turkey to find "FAG" written in mayo.
turn-ons: cool sunglasses, turn-offs: uncool sunglasses
Hi I'm mike's dad, just came 2 career day 2 say that skating is dank as fuck and being a firefighter or w/e is for gay retards. Later nerds.
home improvement tips: nail your feet to the floor and set yourself on fire
Oh the 90's are back?!?! *opens second closet full of airwalks and JNCOs* It's time to shine ya'll.
Hey kiddo, got ur report card, all A's huh? *sets your report card on fire* burn shit fuck school swag
I just wanna buy you dinner and eat your ass for desert bb
These kindergarteners suck shit at dodgeball
Set something on fire and inhale it. Drink things that destroy your organs. Put horrible things up your nose. Stab needles into your veins.
HUNG DADS #KNUCKLETATS
Trill is a term of endearment
Lmao fuck life
<3 shitting with the lights off
I play post-ironic post-crunk/shoegazestep
babe I'm really into pegging *flips on light to display closet full of peggy hill costumes* tell me hwat you hwant
I wish "pegging" was were your significant other dressed up like peggy from married w/ children & nagged you while you contemplated suicide
I wish my parents were just two jean claude van damme's in total gay love with each other. nuzzling each other's noses & speaking french.
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