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its hard working here at petco. *flips dog over* where the hekc is the bar code *speaks into intercom* priec check on isle I Hate My Life
what if the real slim shady is in a wheel chair
Just remember when you see a nice ass she poops from there
john stamos brings greek yogurt to your party. you ignore the fact that he is john stamos and eat the yogurt excitedly "Hey" john says "Hey"
"the dogs are acting strange" *a dog drives by in a tractor*
wtf is scrappy doo's problem
um someone told me im cute and funny and nice (it was me) so why doesnt anyone like me
i wonder what its like to be a penis probably cool
u think ur so cool cause u pee with ur penis
if u wanna be my lover / u gotta love chick fil a / we'll eat nuggets forever / every freakin day
How do you even spell Zoes deachansheldl
wHAT IS THE POINT OF ME!!!!
every single one of you has a trait someone else would die for, be it mental or physical
#GirlsLoveItWhen you wear their clothes and pretend to be them
drake calling his mom a "doo-doo head" because she wouldnt buy him gushers
a femme fatale/bourgeois teen girl with bad luck and a narcissistic streak