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When no one is watching, does Mr. T pity himself?
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Diamonds? Meh. But, poking out eyes, now that's forever.
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YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME! Unless you fire me. Please don't fire me.
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The Blowfish is the gayest fish.
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We're not in flavor country until I put ranch on the cigarettes.
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Having trouble balancing stressing about work with stressing about life.
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Star this shit, bitches.
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Is sexy back yet?
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Porn. Or as the Indians call it, Paize.
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Someday, when I ask my son how many dead hookers he can fit in his trunk. I hope he asks, whole or severed.
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No actually, Officer, I was driving safely. Can't you see the condom I'm wearing?
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I drew a little penis on my birdy. #twitterbird
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You're job might be bland, but not mine. I'm the mother fucking Indiana Jones of Computer Engineering!
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E = MC Vagina
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I don't act any stupider drunk. I couldn't possibly.
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Corn battered hot dog on a cross just doesn't have the right ring to it. I'll call it a Corn God.
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The new guy is really buff, but I think he's going to work out.
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Do you like Beyonce's music video? What are you, a gay fish? #kanye
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Sometimes I'm bummed about not having friends. Then I remember, I hate everyone.
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I put the I in this sentence.
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