The one who plants the tree is not the one who will enjoy its shade.

You have not lived until your have done something for someone who can never repay you.

For my Witchy Loves. <3 http://t.co/2R7B3sKu

I don't call it "Drinking Coffee" I prefer to say that I'm "Installing Java."

For all of my Moony Friends. Sending out lots of LOVE and LIGHT. )O( http://t.co/W4vpvqh4

I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds. Then Facebook was created and I’m now officially over it.

I diet religiously. I eat what I want, then pray I don't gain any weight

Update for Debate watchers: Cardinals are behind by 7, Bears ahead by 10 and Honey Boo Boo's mom weighs 309 lbs.

If you have ever had to endure religious persecution in your life, the last thing that you would ever want is mixing Church and State.

The ultimate photo bomb. cc @nate_becker http://t.co/xRz6TFzQ

One of the problems with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo. :-(

A book commits suicide every time you watch Honey Boo Boo.

If it wasn't for @locusic I would not have realized how much I LOVE @whteelephnt ! GDP 2012 T-2 days! WOO HOO!

Gonna be super lazy today. Which is my regular lazy, but with a cape.

I love a good photo bomb. This one is creepatastic! pic.twitter.com/ksGvyzNA

Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.

"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats" ~~ Mark Twain cc @celticmoondance

Who's hungry?! Thurs the 13th Destination 10th St on 9/13 for $5 lunch on 10th & Walnut. Enjoy music, good food & beautiful fall weather!

Ready for Fall already! Thinking of you @celticmoondance #pumpkin #loveallthingspumpkin http://t.co/cTm55YPf

Please help find these girls - make this viral twitterverse! https://t.co/aJZ3BIqV