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The one who plants the tree is not the one who will enjoy its shade.
You have not lived until your have done something for someone who can never repay you.
I don't call it "Drinking Coffee" I prefer to say that I'm "Installing Java."
I used to wonder what it’d be like to read other people’s minds. Then Facebook was created and I’m now officially over it.
I diet religiously. I eat what I want, then pray I don't gain any weight
Update for Debate watchers: Cardinals are behind by 7, Bears ahead by 10 and Honey Boo Boo's mom weighs 309 lbs.
If you have ever had to endure religious persecution in your life, the last thing that you would ever want is mixing Church and State.
One of the problems with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo. :-(
A book commits suicide every time you watch Honey Boo Boo.
Gonna be super lazy today. Which is my regular lazy, but with a cape.
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.
Who's hungry?! Thurs the 13th Destination 10th St on 9/13 for $5 lunch on 10th & Walnut. Enjoy music, good food & beautiful fall weather!
Follies and nonsense Whims and inconsistencies Do divert me..... I own, And I laugh at them whenever I can - Elizabeth Bennett