fat people are hard to kidnap

i attract the most retarted bitches in the whole wide web

drinkin beer..
ignoring bitches..


like a boss..

everytime a white girl asks "whats good" a black man dies..

I wonder do women who think theyre undercover dominatrix know that if they hit me I will beat they ass..

i only have a few actual hotties following me.. hmm. just you.. and maybe you with the tan and nappy hair.. oh yea, and you too

man this bitch need to stop taking drunk pics.. she look like she the one you take to the hotel and cant get a nut off of

man why you so called rebels got so many hoe ass rules.. yall fake than a bitch

i need some new vag to munch on

this blk chic in my tl hving a nervoud breakdown and that shit aint even cool

dear news: youre depressing.
signed Tha Trippa

<-- arguin wit my german bitches..smh

man im about to die in a tornado and these bitches are still tagging me in fb pics and texting me asking wtf im doin.. IM DYING BITCH! WHAT

tornado headed my way.. if i dont make it @stellartwot has the rights to my account to carry on the #thuglife and @stevie_ryan can suck it!

<-- Watching Airplane II.. like a boss

that awkward moment when all your mexicans stop texting.. you know.. cause their plotting and shit..

not sure why females you sleep with are so devastated when you delete em from fb.. its just hoe ass fb

ahhh shit...here goes my phone.. time for me to clock in.. if i send a pimp emergency tweet yall better come runnin

man wtf does my babymomma keep calling me during stripper hours

why is babymomma calling me at stripper time?