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I told you you could act.
Been back on Twitter for 15 minutes. Already regret many of my decisions. ...in life.
So I says to her, I says: "Shall I alert the WAAmbulance to this EMO-gency?" Then, laughed at my own cleverness for the next few minutes.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different raincoats.
Remember when we used to just hang out in cars?
wtf were we doing??
They're treating Jim Lehrer like that lady interviewer in Step Brothers. "Shush..shut up..shut up a for a second.." #debate
Dear UTI College,
You might want to change your name. You know, cuz of the whole pee-hole thing.
Scottie Pippen just said Twilight could be better than The Godfather.
Good lookin out, piggly-wiggly! (Find me on Instagram : @marvin_caribou) https://twitter.com/pigstrough/status/600368368064057344 …
Me: (wearing a cut-up gym tshirt) "I look like a mountain person."
Her: "Or a gay dude."
Me: "And now I change the shirt."
Lunch - Spring mix salad. Childhood flashback - Helping Dad w/ landscaping. - -Little Jeremy: "Those dry leaves look f*cking delicious."
You can learn a lot about a person by the way they played The Sims.
Student, Actor, Philosophizer, Ketchup Enthusiast. -- I am Jeremy. I do things, and I want to talk to you about it.
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