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  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    I HATE MOOD SWINGS. They're awesome though.

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    AshraqatNessSailsman777sulkywhitegirlGreenValentiaTinyTahneelbakeddbdbdbonionsareyummy
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    jenbleedsredHCWeissSailsman777GreenValentiayvankaxxJasonAAversanobellabrothaphotographer210
    designersayssucittaMrodney_at_large
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    Bike rack on your car? Weak. I put a bike rack on my bike to carry more bikes with my bike. Call me when you're ready to actually get sporty

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    jdtwenty11sam_lynn8Nicococola23__lisa_h221minitacoqueengeriwhalenlynnefisherhorchatafuckup
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    jdtwenty11shikhadarjimeanmina12ODeaJustincolourmeamyVanessaDixon256Mattiswhogeriwhalen
    yzuppHadzillaMatt_Tice________
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    I'll have a sandwich, hold the mustard. That's right, hold it gently. Now whisper something sexy to it. Good, good.

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    msiepskay_dubblechainofmeatsucittaMVocabuLarrynoellepereirauniglittertitsEcksJay22
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    EcksJay22platypusowner____sevenxx7emilypiffySabotage20lizardbeth4BzymumHayleyzZZ
    inmynewskinSeanINCypress
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    If a robber ever breaks in, I'll just pretend to be one too, and we'll laugh and hug and he'll leave because I have first dibs.

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    Specialist89cla71989GreenValentiaRizelleAg76gt089go________platypusowner____moereenballCharlieOrr
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    GreenValentiag76gt089go________platypusowner____Amy17Canningicarlaaay____dredailyBFFS_5_EVERlaurenandrewz
    originaljackass__Coy0teUgly________
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    I want a "refrigerataur." Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession.

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    MattTatarskyamerikennacla71989PatentToastLiliNectar56Silly_Kirstiekay_dubbleKatieLeyland
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    psychofitzfastagentGreenValentiaJsSmRentonfunTweetersEcksJay22AlvstadMaggiebitchweasel
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    Another successful day of not being a dude with a wallet chain.

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    StarsCrossedSailsman777GreenValentiaVideotapeseskay_dubbleKaceLondonamerikennamj_vantastic
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    jmerc505jozabarGreenValentiaSwaggieMcMahanCaitHiltonEatingNachosplatypusowner____Childrnofthegun
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    Eating a sandwich and salad for lunch, except instead of a sandwich it's candy and instead of a salad I have no friends.

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    jasgrenWhoseThatNowduhduhDialedsmildeCharlieOrritzEdgarSophiaRoseMMadeleineBurt13
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    jasgrenNilda27xBzymumAlextigtigjeanlaallchicsoimscott111duhduhDiallil_sippi
    BDGarp
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    I'm not helping to save the environment until bears let me ride them around like cars. It's a group effort, bears.

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    amerikennamiawrightsonHormonellarunnininmyheelsLatent_ImageGreenValentiaTinyTahneeg76gt089go________
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    Rowena_DavisLazarjevPolzekJsSmRentonGreenValentiaemoring1g76gt089go________SUPERSTAR_JAKEIAmNotFrancois_
    GreenValentiahottampa
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    Article: "8 Stress Busters for Kids." Are you serious? Here's a stress buster: YOU'RE A KID. Go drink fruit punch and fall down or whatever.

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    GreenValentiaRachelDDickscaitertot95blue_oakleysophie_mills12moereenballareyouokaybuddyedsmilde
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    BexParrotareyouokaybuddyspacecdt07mathewwlBoka_RatonJJehoichRafiAbramowitzTradGlock__
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    I did a full 20 minutes on the treadmill! Didn't drop my ice cream cone this time. The trick is not to turn it on.

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    jasgrenamerikennaGetongaprinceofmalibulooney_bincla71989BexParrotsassiemeow________
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    Getongabenittto9Favstar250Nilda27xSailsman777michaelbotelhoGreenValentiakweeks90
    Nickadoo
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.

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    TweetingDadGuyswinesoupMajorzMajormissrobotnikKenw102MichabeanlicoricepirateAlmighty_faye
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    laurac0gimmiedatbuttyoDobbsFamilydrunknerdprocketuriThe_Dorksterfavstar_historyjsteele3966
    thedailydogfood
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    Did you know that if you eat 3 Snickers bars in bed for dinner a portal opens up to a different nah I'm just kidding you just feel sad.

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    GreenValentiacaitertot95platypusowner____hannahminionCharlieOrrstuartcraigitzEdgarHenryKing9
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    mollyoflafalSwaggieMcMahanplatypusowner____TeachYou21__Mr_HavishamcurspectoAmmonHaydenheytherenisha
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    Ladies, my mom just said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world. I'm so, so sorry. There's something out there for you too, don't give up.

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    hailycookkemily_rosekmarkwmcgrath______zigggysmallsplatypusowner____sophie_mills12moereenballareyouokaybuddy
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    mollyoflafalBexParrotzigggysmallsplatypusowner____areyouokaybuddydredailySCAREahhhRafiAbramowitz
    TheRealLadyLuck__
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?

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    emily_rosekmarkwmcgrath______got2envy305mj_vantasticRhoffman20gruntmuffinCharlieOrritzEdgar
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    KarimBissarRhoffman20DerrickWyrickwhynotbrettTradGlock__AlextigtigCharlee_MoniqueLil_Hilly
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    If I were Channing Tatum I'd pronounce my name a little differently each day so that it slowly morphed into Charming Tater.

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    tanabanana_13CriphonaandreagraceGreenValentiaBabyColadaalicewhiteyLauraPowers13WhoseThatNow
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    tanabanana_13nadiamakarSomeOtherSonorahxlfiesmichaelbotelhoGreenValentiaerinbuseyBlondiecast
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    If you love something, let it go. To the movies. You go too. Make out with it. Take it home. Doorstep. Can I come in? No? Never loved it.

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    Arianamassacreplatypusowner____gruntmuffinCharlieOrritzEdgargolnawr____sblowesMitchRabbitt
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    Nilda27xplatypusowner____Youredrunkquaigeegorwopweirdlynnktch0220chefTmart
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    A good trick would be if bears wore overalls because then you'd think they're farmers but then surprise they are bears! Run.

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    GreenValentiamoereenballCharlieOrrstuartcraigfuhr_emilydeadrick13abslattstephaniehaver
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    mycoolraygunGreenValentiakweeks90SwaggieMcMahanEatingNachosmichaelblumeTeachYou21__abslatt
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    What is "smart?" Is it knowing how to do your taxes? Maybe. Is it knowing how to eat a sandwich in the shower? I hope it is that one.

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    shaynasymonstanabanana_13EmmaHubbsEcksJay22ItsMandy23chrisgahanBrentron92blue_oakley
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    shaynasymonstanabanana_13ChancieSchmancymarshallefieldsweaverbird05Mrcubicle__AlecmmhmMogginMcKenna
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    People can be real jerks after I hit them with my car like once.

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    msiepsamerikennaemily_rosekSilly_Kirstiemarkwmcgrath______KaceLondonmj_vantasticplatypusowner____
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    msiepsplatypusowner____fuhr_emilynyciamarinoAmacfaEmmaHubbsskim_GCFangelAlextigtig
  • TrolleyCat
      Erika @TrolleyCat

    I like my coffee like I like my men: caffeinated, made of beans, muscular, tousled hair you know what I don't really know how to do this

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    shaynasymonsamerikennaGreenValentiamoereenballgruntmuffinstuartcraigitzEdgarSophiaRoseM
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