Dear climate change skeptics, This simple comic says it all... http://t.co/zRpM2uY5

I think the neighbours finally caught on to my home Wi-Fi being called "ICanHearYouFucking ShesFaking". There's now one called "fuck off".

Jesus fuck! RT @brisbanetimes: Kindergarteners flee through window as deadly snake chases them through classroom.  http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/children-escape-from-snake-through-window-20121113-29a4x.html#ixzz2C5FEG24L …

Drunk and debating dinosaur name pronunciations. THIS IS HOW LIFE SHOULD BE!

I want to watch films and TV, all the time. Somehow earn money to live but I just want to watch films. All the time.

Wanna reduce Internet piracy? Lower cinema ticket prices, air TV shows immediately in foreign markets, schedule TV programming properly.

If I was on #TheWalkingDead I wouldn't see apparitions of loved ones as I descend into madness. I'd hear phantom iPhone tweet notifications.

@kittenflower If anyone could play Meryl-Batman it'd be Helen Mirren. Wait, what?

Can a new social media platform be created where people who can't figure out the answer to their word game apps can post pics for help?

If it wasn’t for Twitter, I would probably still be too embarrassed to go to the doctor and ask him about depression.

First comment from @johnbirmingham's blog this morning ticked me off as much as the article from yesterday.  http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/opinion/blogs/blunt-instrument/bushwhacked-from-the-bush-capital-20130205-2dv3t.html?rand=1360008033573 …

People telling 2012 to eat a dick? Na. Was the best year I've had since 2006. I'm not so mad at 2012.

Can we have a thunderstorm this arvo? Please, just a nice big ass thunderstorm?

I must hate women AND men coz I’ve made countless comparisons of both gender’s sex organs to a number of culinary delights.

Hi, I'm Troy. I'm the biggest fucking moron on the planet.

.@infectedarea @4bc where will the hospitals find the money to run the boob busses?!? By cutting other local services? I also call BS!

I promised I'd blogged again from December 1! So in the spirit of the season my return blog is... Grown Up Christmas: http://t.co/k0jumhMD

Dear Austereo, Stop apologising for Kyle and just fire the fucktard!

Just changed channel from Vampires Suck to Twilight: Eclipse and it still feels like I'm watching a spoof.

Sigh #occupybrisbane how bout you Occupy FUCK OFF!!! We get it, we kinda agree but we just don't give a shit anymore! Go home,have a shower!