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I think the neighbours finally caught on to my home Wi-Fi being called "ICanHearYouFucking ShesFaking". There's now one called "fuck off".
Jesus fuck! RT @brisbanetimes: Kindergarteners flee through window as deadly snake chases them through classroom. http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/children-escape-from-snake-through-window-20121113-29a4x.html#ixzz2C5FEG24L …
Drunk and debating dinosaur name pronunciations. THIS IS HOW LIFE SHOULD BE!
I want to watch films and TV, all the time. Somehow earn money to live but I just want to watch films. All the time.
Wanna reduce Internet piracy? Lower cinema ticket prices, air TV shows immediately in foreign markets, schedule TV programming properly.
Can a new social media platform be created where people who can't figure out the answer to their word game apps can post pics for help?
If it wasn’t for Twitter, I would probably still be too embarrassed to go to the doctor and ask him about depression.
First comment from @johnbirmingham's blog this morning ticked me off as much as the article from yesterday. http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/opinion/blogs/blunt-instrument/bushwhacked-from-the-bush-capital-20130205-2dv3t.html?rand=1360008033573 …
People telling 2012 to eat a dick? Na. Was the best year I've had since 2006. I'm not so mad at 2012.
Can we have a thunderstorm this arvo? Please, just a nice big ass thunderstorm?
I must hate women AND men coz I’ve made countless comparisons of both gender’s sex organs to a number of culinary delights.
Hi, I'm Troy. I'm the biggest fucking moron on the planet.
Dear Austereo, Stop apologising for Kyle and just fire the fucktard!
Just changed channel from Vampires Suck to Twilight: Eclipse and it still feels like I'm watching a spoof.
Sigh #occupybrisbane how bout you Occupy FUCK OFF!!! We get it, we kinda agree but we just don't give a shit anymore! Go home,have a shower!
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