Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
As I get older 'never' has become 'why not'. You need to threaten my life to get a rise out of me.
You can't shhh anything on twitter.
No one's ex has ever approved of me. I need a man who hasn't already given away his balls.
People named Sandy are usually fueled by a jealous rage.
Naming your child Monday seems like a cruel & unusual punishment.