Swear CNN is lying with those electoral votes

If Romney wins we will see the first presidential assassination since Kennedy

82-64 foolish

Romney shut up, you probably have a secret Chinese child locked up somewhere

Ryan and Romney are good at coin tosses, that's the best thing I can say about them

Joe Biden is black the way he just looked at the ceiling reminded me of someone getting ready to fight

Lol Biden try to take Ryan seriously

I want one of the questions at the debate for Romney to be "Wtf do you mean by Keep America, America"

Tell em like it is Obama "I'm no longer just a candidate, I'm the president" Romney's stale face grew -_____________- Lmbo

Speak Mr. President speak

When Obama speaks I'm going to have to tune out of the VMA's

Michelle Obama, my current AND FUTURE first lady

Oh how I wish I would be 18 for this election

If South Park made fun of Love & Hip Hop like they did with Jersey Shore lmao I'm dying just thinking about it

Time to force myself to go to sleep

My hair just scared me, I thought it was a spider

My neighbors got me ctfu, they got 2, count em, 2 police cars outside their house smh my pops is just sitting on the porch watching lol

The way Juno walks with that pregnant belly though...slow your roll baby girl

#1000AfricanWaysToDie laughing at your parents when they trip/ fall ctfu...it's worth it though

BET does not censor at the right time, tonight I heard fuck, shit, and dick but they block for 30 seconds for no apparent reason