@tweetsofold It has been 100 years since the US had a president with facial hair. Taft was the most recent, it bugs me more than it should.

I think Siri may know too much... http://t.co/hiduPb2z

Nothing helps me unwind after a long day of sitting in front of a computer like spending all night sitting in front of a computer...

And the award for 'Most Awkward Moment in Modern International Diplomacy' goes to: http://t.co/74zsyP9

Wow, the Coachella lineup for next year looks incredible! pic.twitter.com/ANCXbRDp

Take a minute or two break and think about this: http://t.co/fKhWbPAU

Spent a little too much time in the deep OmniGraffle today. Then this happened: http://t.co/OeJMzn7Q

America: The only British sitcom to last longer than three seasons.

Beekeeping seems pretty extreme: showing a society of flying syringes that you're unafraid of destroying and eating their entire city

Stop what you are doing and look at this dog. http://t.co/SfRbiHfh

I'm not interested in Google Glass until they make one in monocle form...

Hey, you should probably look at this gif and never stop:  http://i.imgur.com/1yk4hvS.gif 

Syria doesn't border Iran and yet it's Iran's route to the sea. Let's forget that Iran already has coastline. Good one, Mittens. #debates

The fog comes

on little raptor feet.

It sits looking

over harbor and city

on silent haunches

and then eats everything.

http://t.co/87xS3qnz

http://t.co/qRMmm005

I'm a little confused by this, but I'm totally ok with it. #bonetownLLC pic.twitter.com/D8jZB6zeGm

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