“@kenji_b2 “@2tonguetimmy Females know the most hurtful shit to say to a man.””

“@ohteenquotes “@iadorewomen_ All i want is someone who will stay, no matter how hard it is to be with me..””

“@thesexdiary “@igivepussycpr when u fuckin her so good she saying yes and u ain't even asked her nothing >>>>>””

“@naturallyaisha “@anthonyjohnc21 If u don't care, stop talkin' about it & bringin it up..””

“@laughbook “@comedytruth Sometimes your friends can hurt you worse than any of your enemies could.””

“@femaiesecrets Dude, you are lucky you got her. She's your's. So step up treat her right or she won't be yours for long. #FemaleSecrets”

RT @theshanalwis So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things.

RT @teenswagquote RT @funnyfacts_ When someone says "I like your shirt" I look down to see what I'm wearing.

RT @onerudebitch RT @yeodejuan That awkward eye contact, with somebody who used to mean the world to you.

RT @briitneyb RT @machinegun_taty - #WorstFeeling finding out the person yuu LOVE, was NEVER loyal to yuu .

RT @_major_danger RT @irobhearts_ RETWEET if your default picture is actually you.

“@ifucksyoho “@blowdijon Temptation was a prime example of why you should never leave the one you love 👪 for the one you like 💏””

“@quit3_bak3d Don't argue with your significant other on twitter. And you definitely don't include outside ppl”

“@britneymfnb “@ilove_liz_ No matter how much you "keep it 100" people still going to lie to you!””

“@imdifferentttt “@deepnurthoughts I'm STD free🔥 .How many of y'all can retweet that 😳??””

“@colombia1994_ “@unusuaiquestion What color is a mirror?””

“@quit3_bak3d “@cam_dopeaf Kobe holds the most weight in the NBA period””

“@shewantyourdick I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.”

“@freakyhoefacts I got HOES. But I only want YOU.”

“@quotingjokes Rope: $7.50. Duck tape: $2.75. Shovel: $12.98. Never having to see that bitch again? Priceless!”