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There sure are a lot of fucking rules for a person to be able to say whatever they want.
Most women are turned on by roses,chocolate and wine. I'm turned on by having a cock shoved so far down my throat my eyes water.
I'm still not real sure how this shit works. Am I talking to myself?
Some of you make me want to touch my lady parts and others make me want to touch your lady parts.
Where the hell is #team fuckmeback?
Twitter: were every available guy is married.
There is absolutely no reason why I shouldn't be getting my pussy licked at this very moment.
If you star them, they don't follow.
Does anyone ever tweet anything serious? All I have seen is drinking vodka and masturbating shouldn't that be on that trending thing?
Asked a coworker during lunch if she wanted to come over for dinner and drinks tonight after work. She declined, but when do untie her?
Religion for beginners:
Don't run out of weed.
Your fucking head moved.
I want mine to nod up and down!
I'm going to dream of the one who I wished knew I existed.
You may even know who you are...
Is sitting on a wine bottle while tweeting against any rules?
I know how picky you fuckers get!
I'm getting good and high and naked at some point today.
Unrelated: I'm not wearing a bra.
I bet my pussy could shoot you out 3 feet.
I haven't been on this site in awhile. I was busy shitting all over my exes new girlfriends facebook wall. I hope you enjoy the clap bitch.
I stayed up all night to watch her sleep knowing a woman that fucking awesome had to be a dream.
I just got fucked from behind in the bathroom so hard and good, my legs are going to shake all day.
Cookies are little fresh baked celebrations.
Mixed review Account & Giver of those Star-Cup-Thingy's. No matter if it's from Us or You.