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You may make fun of me for being single, but at least I don't have to sync my walking speed with someone else's.
You can stop sending me love letters via DM, ladies.
That lasagna I had last night did nothing for my superpowers. Serves me right for buying the low-fat version.
OH: "What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?"
No, I will not wish you a happy birthday on Facebook if we don't talk on the 364 other days in any given year.
Ladies, when you date a guy and can't get a ring, don't feel bad. Lebron James knows what you're going through.
Everyone at #MoGasm is asking me where my moustache is. It's like puberty all over again.
Billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist. Okay, I'm just a genius, but that'll eventually take care of the other three. http://t.co/kHV2cP8D