You may make fun of me for being single, but at least I don't have to sync my walking speed with someone else's.

You can stop sending me love letters via DM, ladies.

I scanned a QR code with my regular cellphone and all I got was this image. http://t.co/r7dxmeSR

#TodaysFakeManLesson If it moves and it shouldn't, put duct tape on it. If necessary, apply liberally to your mouth.

That lasagna I had last night did nothing for my superpowers. Serves me right for buying the low-fat version.

#FollowFriday #FF Candidates for #tweetoftheweek (pt. 2): @houseofsabrina and @labeachmom.

@erinscafe I should have been cast. I wouldn't shut her down.

Today's #morningnewsdub talks about a @uottawa biologist's study and @rbc's current woes.  http://dblr.me/s/4JlqF  @dubbler

OH: "What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?"

Eglinton West station, Christmas evening. #TTC  http://yfrog.com/odzrhdtj 

#FollowFriday #FF Candidates for #cmonsonoftheweek: @alexflint, @sharondv, @martinhauck_ca and @amy_wood.

96.7% of Canadians wish @stats_canada would jump the shark already.

No, I will not wish you a happy birthday on Facebook if we don't talk on the 364 other days in any given year.

@annetdonahue #cmonson!

#FollowFriday #FF I swear, this was not done to look trendy. #tweetoftheweek goes to @unbrelievable. http://t.co/7shwuKsg

Ladies, when you date a guy and can't get a ring, don't feel bad. Lebron James knows what you're going through.

Everyone at #MoGasm is asking me where my moustache is. It's like puberty all over again.

I only follow people with @klout scores between 0 and 100.

In light of Bay station's closure, here's @torontoist's video of Lower Bay station from the last closure. http://bit.ly/d8cPMy

#FollowFriday #FF Candidates for #cmonsonoftheweek: @sassygirlcanada, @mishlockwood and @amy_wood.