"@thecomedysaying: That awkward moment when you're talking about someone and they're right behind u." @laxxplaya1 @cougs19 @leeexiswilliams

"@drakee_ymcmb: Being single sucks."

"@diaryforteens: She's my BESTFRIEND, of course I'm going to tell her every thing you just said." @cougs19 <3 love you gurlie

"@marvelspade: Beer Is Nasty As Fuck . So Are Cigarettes ." #realtalk

"@omgsopatrick: If they gave out awards for laziness, I would have to send somebody to accept it for me!" @cougs19 hahaha

"@autocorrects: When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15." #realtalk #lmao

"@thecomedysaying: I got a text! Oh, I hope it's from...... OMG, LEAVE ME ALONE." @cougs19 this always happens to you!

"@autocorrects: I'd rather be weird as f^ck than be boring as hell." @cougs19 @leeexiswilliams @laxxplaya1

"@autocorrects: Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met." #true

"@comedyposts: I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet...I get hungry." @cougs19

"@comedytruth: Me: Breathes. Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE" @cougs19 #mymom

"@stillblazingtho: Dudes: If she smokes #weed, she's probably a keeper." @shelb_stevens

"@factsofschool: That awkward moment when your boyfriend hates your best friend." @cougs19 @dleigh_xoxo @r_sundown03

"@woifpack: Why I hate school: 5% Annoying people. 5% Shitty teachers. 90% It's not Hogwarts" @laxxplaya1

"@comedytruth BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them"@cougs19 #loveyou

"@funnyevil: *Laughing* *looks at each other* *laughs again*" @cougs19 why is this me and you??

"@omgcomedy: Looking at a friend and saying "I will, if you will"" @cougs19

"@comedytruth: Hey, remember when you had a crush on....." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"so @cougs19 @dleigh_xoxo @laxxplaya1 @rikjohns23 @shelb_stevens

"@thecomedyhumor: *knock knock* "who's there?" "Daisy" "Daisy who?" "Daisy me rollin, they hatin"" @laxxplaya1 @cougs19