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Bathroom at Bed Bath & Beyond is out of toilet paper.
Guthrie removed all his laptop keys and is purposely putting them back in the wrong spots... WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TRYING TO PROVE
"I feel like my vet doesn't understand me as an artist" -KB
incubating cadbury cream eggs
I may have pulled a muscle from yawning too vigorously
finally set Ludacris' "Area Codes" as my ringtone
Hollered at some amish boys #pennsylvania
My robe caught on fire while i was talking to Renata on my bluetooth headset
applying deoderant to the lining of my pleather jacket in lieu of washing it