What do you say to your favorite celebrity/artist if you met them that they probably haven't heard thousands of times already?

Bianca's life is a contraception ad #Eastenders

RT @loluboy “@teamjcolenc: pic.twitter.com/agfBERny” looooool j. cole is my guy but this!!!!!! <<LOOOOOOOOOOLLL #memories

Men In Nigeria Getting Pink Lip Tattoos!  http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhK0e7Bbaoao1hGmLr … <<Every day is a greater struggle trying to defend my brothers

#WhatToSayAfterSex I'm glad my alarm clock didn't interrupt us this time, same time tomorrow night? Cool *wakes up*

Every time I have to pick up my lil bro from school, I reinforce a mental note not to have kids unless I afford for someone else to raise em

RT @ms_chinchilla Erm why do you guys train at the gym wearing jeans?? Someone please give me an answer 😐 <So girls kno we can afford TrueR

You know when you follow someone back, and after a few of their tweets you're just thinking.. pic.twitter.com/hCvRr99f

I remember once I was at bar with these randomers, they bought me drinks, then they were like "your round?" I was like "Huh?"

Dreams of living life like rappers do

By God's infinite grace, hopefully one day I too, will secure two wives.

On behalf of the #Eastenders audience, I apologise to you Derek You deserved a more dramatic death than that.

Need a motive for NYE

Max is my nigg you know #Eastenders

A child like Lauren is the risk you take if you don't beat your kids #Eastenders

You know when you send a risky message, and you're just like ... pic.twitter.com/6xnNEiu9

LOL ok predictable we can all agree. But the way Derek lit his cigar like a BOSS!! Death is the only response to that #Eastenders

I have a feeling this is the day Alfie becomes a man. Our boi has finally hit puberty, let the testosterone flow #Eastenders

Some you really love tweeting like you're a rare breed of unique individuals. What are you doing/have done that no one else is/has?

Allow the jokes man, Jahmene ain't going back to Asda, at the very least Waitrose or M&S should hit him up