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Romney hasn't conceded yet 'cuz he's too busy chasing a big ass st. bernard around his office. It's fucking up everything.
I wonder how much weed has been flushed in Boston since last night.
Snoop Dogg jumps awake at 4am, drenched in sweat."Soup...Dogg," he whispers to himself as he turns on his laptop and googles "Campbell's".
Smoking a Rick Ross blunt. It's just like a regular blunt except it's rolled with a large meat-lover's pizza instead of cigar paper.
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NO WAY IS THAT SHOW DANCING WITH THE STARS REAL. IF U TRIED TO DANCE WITH AN ACTUAL STAR YOU'D COMBUST INSTANTLY. TYPICAL LIBERAL MEDIA SMH
who do i have to flex on to get a root beer over here
*Obama pulls out fattest blunt ever in front of crowd* alright America but just this once let's do this
What if Jesus was a zombie? A zombie made out of, get this, bacon?! Now that would be one epic Easter! My wife left me 4 days ago.
An Extremely Goofy Movie is not only a title but also a warning. PLEASE stick to A Goofy Movie if you can't handle extreme goofiness.