“@bostondrunks: I think I speak for all the people of Boston in saying we could really use a drink after today!” @activealcoholic ;)

@doogal1227 @brianjdamico @chaosdynamics That's fine. Erica and Brian can come over instead.

@chaosdynamics @brianjdamico @robbutler04 @markchera @nefirebuff ZOMG WATER BALLOONS!!

screw you safari word check- connotate is an actual word and is used correctly in previous tweet so... screw you!

Wow the people posting free jahar hashtag are nutters! Teen girls think he's innocent just cuz they think he's cute??

@markchera @rich2011storm I rarely if ever carry cash on me anymore but when it's time for boot drive I run to the ATM

@ruth_a_buzzi so in essence- if life gives you lemons, share the lemons so everyone can make lemonade? Teach a man to fish....

@social_chef I actually have a couple. Literally, a couple. Well okay one irl and one on twitter and then you. My fav, for the record ;) LEG

@social_chef awww you learnin how best to accentuate your cheekbones mr abm? :P

@social_chef I have problems reading your tweets through all the hashtags :P

looks like some idiots got suckered into moving to the 1st floor apt. Suckers.

@markchera @damicobrian I'm just giving him a hard time cuz he was giving me one a few mins ago.

@social_chef you so cheesy!

@social_chef you know it was me! ;)

@social_chef or I guess sure thing WW

@social_chef sure thing SC o_O

@social_chef good looking group :)

“@uberfacts: The cast of “Glee” has had more songs chart than the Beatles.” so wrong.

@brockton24_7 you softy you!

Me: u have entry nbr 1 & 3, no 2 w/ runons. Him: blah blah info abt case. Me: that doesn't answer my q. Him: blah blah info abt health.