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I love how James Gandolfini always has a look on his face like you just told him you're out of cannolis. #121212concert
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NEWS “@huffingtonpost: Jessica Simpson reportedly stressed about trying to shed 50 pounds in just five months"
@iliza Agreed. We don't have a Muslim problem. We have an Asshole problem.
I've been flirting with the line between dignity and sweatpants in public a lot lately.
@rottenreject @glutenfreeworks almond meal for breading and coconut oil = some bomb ass fried chicken
I spent the entire day tweeting about toast so stop bitching about how tough your day was, surgeons.
Why do drug dealers always have weird pets? I hate going there, it's always so awkward...I'm always just like "so... Albino ferrets, huh?"
BREAKING: Sidney Crosby has played two full periods of hockey without getting a concussion.
Not one of these Les Míserables fuckers have thanked Victor Hugo. Maybe praise the guy who gave you half the work? #GoldenGlobes
On a scale of 1 to Hitler, how racist is it for me to make popcorn, grab a chair, and watch this Asian dude try to parallel park on my block
I'm so high I just fucked up making nachos. It's cheese on tortilla chips in a microwave but I fucked it up who's looking for a husband
Why is there no pill to turn off fear? Taking that pill would be like The Matrix. Wake up w/ no fear, anything is possible. You'd be free.
Is Jodie Foster done acting? I speak English but I have no idea what the fuck I just heard #GoldenGIobes
Amatuer amatuer
