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I need a new game for my phone to increase my procrastination.
fucking a i love al bundy
I thought Dick Clark was like 102.
watching Married... With Children again and holy shit this show is funny.
afraid to fall asleep with a cough drop in my mouth but I have done it before so I'd be willing to do this dance again, darwin
just saw a church van with spinners on it. I love you Staten Island you're too good to me sometimes
this tupac hologram is too much for me on a monday morning
I need to start carrying my own hot sauce around with me.
I was tired & laying in bed but then I passed that weird threshold for staying still too long but not falling asleep. Now I wanna do stuff.
I am so incredibly white
I seriously still don't "get" instagram. Am I old?
The rurr jurr #TheRuralJuror
I haven't watched SNL in so long. Don't know why I stopped. Even when it's bad, there's still Kristen Wiig and my new crush on her.
Philosopher in training. Red hair. I like most food more than I like most people. I'd rather be an astronaut.