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For so many people that don't give a fuck, you sure have a lot of awkward moments ?
I hate white people sometimes.
Nearly as much as Asians, blacks, Eskimos, native Americans, aborigines,
But nowhere near as much as scottish
I'm quite new at this, is it ok to starfuck another bloke?
Because my heart is telling me yes, but my penis is telling me no.
I used to think the moon was following my car.
now I'm older I realize my family wasn't that important and it must have been the car behind
Twitter: may contain nuts.
Being dyslexic can be a pain. Trying to use the good sex guide on the mrs last night. And was looking every where for the vinegar ?
Manners don't cost a fucking penny.
But no manners can cost you your life.
"When in Rome?"
Well we're not in fucking Rome so speak fucking English!
Sports direct: dressing council estates since 1991.
The platypus is the only creature that lays eggs and produces milk!
The question is, what came first?
"the platypus or the custard?
Ok I know I'm driving like a cunt.
But can't you see I'm on my phone you WANKER.
Asked my gf what she wanted today, she said just make love to me like they do in the movies!
Just rented high school sluts learn anal
I hate people that have short memories.
I also hate people with short memories!
you know you live in the ghetto. When you see a dogs paw print in human shite!
sitting on the fence content with apathy watching the sheeple hurt one another