13% of #OAP's were below poverty line before #Thatcher. When she finished it was 42%. She died in the Ritz #DingDong something wrong!
#bbcaq

For so many people that don't give a fuck, you sure have a lot of awkward moments ?

I hate white people sometimes.
Nearly as much as Asians, blacks, Eskimos, native Americans, aborigines,
But nowhere near as much as scottish

@owenjones84 @skynews @pplsassembly
I'm 34 always worked until now never had bank loan. I'm now struggling, ashamed to seek benefits.

I'm quite new at this, is it ok to starfuck another bloke?
Because my heart is telling me yes, but my penis is telling me no.

I used to think the moon was following my car.
now I'm older I realize my family wasn't that important and it must have been the car behind

Twitter: may contain nuts.




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Being dyslexic can be a pain. Trying to use the good sex guide on the mrs last night. And was looking every where for the vinegar ?

@greebo1 @sturdyalex it's like there asking for it. pic.twitter.com/aODMH6Kncw

Manners don't cost a fucking penny.
But no manners can cost you your life.

#Thatcher #DingDong
Papers, Mp's, TV Can all beg the public 4 respect on Wednesday.
But let me remind them, this public is not for turning

"When in Rome?"
Well we're not in fucking Rome so speak fucking English!

Sports direct: dressing council estates since 1991.

If you give me a gun I'll rob your bank. But give me a bank and I'll rob the world.
#newsnight
#NoTrust

The platypus is the only creature that lays eggs and produces milk!

The question is, what came first?

"the platypus or the custard?

Ok I know I'm driving like a cunt.
But can't you see I'm on my phone you WANKER.

Asked my gf what she wanted today, she said just make love to me like they do in the movies!

Just rented high school sluts learn anal
DVD

I hate people that have short memories.
I also hate people with short memories!

#Thatcher once said her son Mark Thatcher could sell snow to Eskimos & sand to the Arabs
But fail to mention Arms to #terrorist's
KL #hignfy

you know you live in the ghetto. When you see a dogs paw print in human shite!