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If I had a dollar for every time my dad told me a new joke I'd acquire no money.
You're dead to me.
Pussy for your thoughts. ☺
Sheeeeet, it's a John Mayer kind of day.
"You do you, and I'll do me." - a celibate couple, formulating a plan for the time that seperates them from their wedding day.
So, who wants to go to the mall on Fridays to pick fights with and beat the shit out of mall rats with me this summer? It'll be fun.
USC Summer 2012: Return of Rub
Those were the days when I used to tweet...
Based on my legs, you'd think I'd have more facial hair by now!
Is there a "Worst Instagram User" competition I'm not aware of, everyone?
Guys, I'm taking growth hormones so I can become security on the Jerry Springer Show some day.
My favorite days of the week: Saturday and good hair days.
Black guys LOVE thick white girls.
Water for Elephants officially earned a spot in my list of favorite movies. And I read the book too