No, that's not a headake, that's me telepathically fucking you.

Neighbor,making your wife scream during sex doesn't make u a hero. Makes her a bitch since she's does the same with me when you're not home.

❒Single ❒Taken ✔Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Ladies, the only place your guy doesn't betray you is...in your dreams.

Ladies, I'm mentally finger banging each & everyone of you. That's right fuckers, right now you're not responsible for your wives smile.

People tell me my jokes are all discusting. Well, fuck you very much, i'm flattered you think of me like you think about you husband,bitch.

My girl asked me to be a better person to her friends. It looks like I'm gonna have to start fucking them also.

Let me tell you something about pregnant womens...
















...they fucked.

Welcome newbies. Love the fact you newcomers start following me when I'm not tweeting shit...but dreaming shit.

Attention womans of the world. Before you stick your tongue in your husband's ass make sure your clit ain't between is teeth.

Twitter's DM'ing limitation can also be called as coitus interruptus.

My girlfriend told me she wants to have babies, now I just need to find out with whom.

Finding my wife's G-Spot wasn't hard. Her sister's is in the same area.

I honestly find females kinda boring. I just deal with them because my dick doesn't think like that.

Ladies, I just made you cum by touching your avi. Bet your husbands can't do avis like I do, hein?

Sex is overrated...i guess that's why i don't get any.

44 more to 300 stalkers. C'mon fuckers work that magic and bring your palls. I lick clits and shoot nuts.

I don't understand shit of our man society. I mean, we trust our money to banks and our life to womans? No wonder we always end up fucked...

I was licking my wife's pussy when she told me to stick my finger up her ass.



I pulled my 9mm & smoked her.No bitch tells me what to do.

You know those moments that your wife sticks it all in her mouth and almost choke on it?



Yeah, mine forgot the "almost".