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You can tweet about Facebook not working, but you should never Facebook about twitter not working #rulesoftwitter
When I stretch in the morning, I make baby dinosaur noises.
Hey you haven't met me, and I know I'm crazy, but I stalk you on twitter, so marry me maybe?
236 years of being totally fuckin awesome. Happy birthday Marines, you've earned this day. Semper Fi!
This whole Trayvon crap is blown out of proportion. An ethnic minority killed another minority. This happens all the time regardless of race
Sometimes I run around with a cape screaming at strangers IM BATMAN. When I get bored I take hipster pix of fruit. Followed by @Dakota_Meyer. Go Navy!