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Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels
Sweden has the same word for "married" and "poisoned". Well played Sweden. Well played.
Snooki is pregnant? Impossible!! Oranges are seedless.
If you can't stand the tweet, get out of the timeline.
A will is a dead giveaway.
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If 30 is the new 20, $5 better not be the new $1
#hurriicaneireneplaylist Everyone knows a hurricane only has one 'Eye'
Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.
I told the Cop to stop following me, he can get a Twitter account like everyone else
You're so vain. I bet you think this tweet is about you. ~ Linda Ronstweet
If Newt got divorced while President, would his ex wife get half of America? #preparethem
Twitter is a drug. You can only do 3 lines at a time. There's a limit to how much you can do a day. And the next day u do it all over again.
Twitter is the world's largest Help Wanted I've ever read.
Since Newt did not see his shadow we now must endure 6 more weeks of Republican debates #preparethem
I wonder if the Mayan calendar had a leap year
A hero is one who knows how to hang on one minute longer. Novalis..Guitar Hero, fencer, inventor,patent prof, engineer, guy w/mop bucket