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I am the 99% of people hungry for a burrito bowl. #OccupyChipotleMexicanGrill
I said I was going to go to the gym at 7:30, but then I was like no.
Walk into the club like what up I've got low self esteem
Eye color: swag
Seniors at ACA please cry super hard in chapel tomorrow and talk about how much you'll miss me.
Accidentally referred to marijuana as "guacamole" so now I have below zero street cred.