Cannot....escape.....nyancat..... #lama

27 lessons I've learned in 27 years | Dreamin' the Life http://su.pr/1Dwbzw

I just read 419 words at 282 wpm, try to beat me. http://t.co/KHIWi6q

Yay I just won my first bid on eBay!! :D

2 servers, 4 computers, and an xbox...i say that's a good haul.

That test was easy as pie...if the pie was made out of steel and wrapped in barbed wire x_x

Horrible traffic is horrible x_x

This car belongs to one of the cafeteria workers...I'm scared ._. http://twitpic.com/3ef55s

OMFG Jon!!!!! Fuck Yes!!!! http://twitpic.com/3cif4g

My brother's Xbox RROD on him hahaha xD @treminaor how do you think this is gunna turn out? ;)

There's this girl checking me out on the Bart train... >> #getmeoutofhere

Every time I see someone wearing the same shirt as me I want to punch them in the face.

Yes dad why don't you drive downtown maybe you will get arrested for having a blood alcohol level that rivals @jesus