FACKOFFTAMMY.

Writing a song called 'Tammy.' #iheardSheHadAFit.

These small little things are building up to something terrible.

@ebaynetflix oth

How have I been here for three hours already?

@tylrmunro Sometimes I retweet you to confuse the hell out of people. Haha.

I really wish Bomb the Music Industry was still a thing.

@cassielr95 You haven't tweeted in longer than 20 minutes. I hope you're not paralyzed on the floor.

I'm still not bored of Bomb the Music Industry.

One more day of moustaches.

@arossg17 Dude, shut the fuck up.

Dawood is a hero, his first Canadian winter. He's probably cold as fuck.

I had a dream earlier about a woman trying to find the right size of shoe for my penis. Too much Walmart and Porn for me.

Found an odd shopping list at the bus shelter: Condoms, Scary Mask, Body Lotion, Pringles, Running Shoes. Hm.

That new vampire weekend album is kind of good man. Though it's really my first time ever listening to them.

Fleet Foxes.

I slept so long that I forgot I existed.

I really hate being interrupted continuously with your dumb little shit facts that no one cares about.

Just leaving work now and I have to go back in the morning. :( Wammmppp.

C'mon bro. Don't bogart all the funyuns.