How awesome would Obama's speech be if he carried Blue Ivy Carter to the edge of the stage and lifted her up like Simba?

YES RT @autocorrects: I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage & present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King. #Grammys

I just want EVERYONE to take in this moment in history:

The Pope is trending and Justin Bieber is not.

#hallelujah

This is awesome!
(Cc @wendys @buzzfeed) pic.twitter.com/wgAbJHCFoo

I hate having fun/cool ideas that I just don't have the time or resources to tackle.

Only thing worse than seeing all these couples on valentines day, is seeing them walk in restaurants at 430pm.....

Every show at the Ryman in so intimate. If you've never been here you need to go.

@maryhagy please. And we will live-tweet the entire class.

50pts to "makin it rain" irrigation, for best business name of the day  http://instagr.am/p/SvgZZvAtkD/ 

Oh and I reached in a ladies bag to look for drugs and grabbed a dildo... It's been that kind of day.
#wtf

Don't worry if you're not "normal". Normal people don't do extraordinary things.

@garyvee can you help me find a place to live in NYC for the summer? Coming in 1 week and still homeless. #homelesstyler

That's the deepest V I've ever seen

@_bradylee @sistersome so romantic

@markbao happy birthday man!

RT @danieltosh hanging out with nascar's number one fans tonight: @tylerridings, @mgcrook and @aarondarnold

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ONE OF THESE! RT @kevinweil: AMAZING. The @twitteruk team creates custom cuckoo clock…
 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Haq4oP3B4rE …”

So as of now, I guess I'm living weekly in @airbnb rooms/appts until I can find a solid sublet in #nyc? Any leads would be appreciated.

You know what it is: #trapmonday yal

And the most awkward ending of the night goes to...........
#bugreekweek2013