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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    Gift @Tymethief Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    PSA: The next person who tells me how many muscles it takes to smile will find out how many muscles it takes to get stuffed in a dumpster.

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    Drink your coffee, there are sleeping people in Africa.

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    How can you tell Twitter was designed by a male? The thumbnail of my picture is NOT centered around my face...

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    If you kill the messenger before they can give you bad news is that a "preemptive strike?" Related: I need a new bathroom scale.

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    I am trying to determine how much caffeine will be required to make me a productive human being today, so far the answer is... 'more'.

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    How much caffeine does it take to turn a zombie into a functioning human being? I'll let you know when I get there...

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    According to the newest lists I'm on. I'm a funny blogging member of the vagina mafia out on probation. Shit. I'm awesome!

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    So I was sick for two days and didn't tweet and got several new followers... Guys! I've been doing it wrong!

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    So 'Carpe Diem" means "Seize the Day." How do you say "throw it back" in Latin?

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    OMG... so. full. Explosion imminent. Tell the pumpkin pie I loved her. Maybe too much.

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    Something on my desk just farted. There is nothing alive on my desk. Hold me, I'm scared.

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    No seriously guys. You get a woman a pap smear for Christmas no jury in the world will convict her for your gruesome and painful death. None

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    The problem with having a sane, productive and almost enjoyable Monday is now I have to worry about when the real Monday will strike.

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    How few thoughts do I have to have per hour in order to be considered legally brain dead? I'm asking because... :slump: :Thump: :Drool:

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      Tymethief @Tymethief

    Does this diet Pepsi make it look like I'd rather be drinking a beer?

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      Tymethief @Tymethief

    SOooo, Haagen Daaz has Brown Sugar flavored ice cream. It is wonderful, and I think it would go really well with bacon.

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    I shot the server... but I did not shoot the DBA...

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    Does anyone have a spork? My eyes itches.

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  • Tymethief
      Tymethief @Tymethief

    Sunday is that boring guy at work who wants to give you a 3 hour description of his gall bladder surgery.

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