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serafinowicz
I just Shazammed an overheard conversation, then bought it on iTunes
@serafinowicz
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toddbrunner
In my dream I was Juan, personal assistant of Rotunda Redundo, dentist of the stars and host of reality TV show, "Tooth Out".
@toddbrunner
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iamyoushouldtoo
I'd hold your candle... I'd swallow your poison... I'd cut my skin...

You'd have to fold my laundry, though...
Are we good?
@iamyoushouldtoo
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blobert
Ug. Never mind. Now I know... And I don't think Mr. Bieber would approve.
@blobert
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frggybttm
The boy and his bff working way thru beatles song book. Just 1 guitar and drums. And did I mention copious amts of alcohol in bloodstream?
@frggybttm
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LeChanson
I think I'm going to rename my wireless network "yourgirlfriendfakesherorgasms".
@LeChanson
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blobert
BRAINZ? MEH. TWEEN ZOMBIE WANT DOWNLOAD TWILIGHT POSTERZ! AGHHHHHHHHHH!
@blobert
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scottsimpson
Errata: in the preceding toot, "Lean On Me" was actually "Wall of Death," and the only imaginary person crying was me.
@scottsimpson
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blobert
Justin Bieber is trending at... whatever o'clock? Who is tweeting about Justin Bieber NOW? Tween zombies???
@blobert
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MaDom
From the tar and smoke tast in my mouth I'd say I had whisky yesterday. I hope I had fun.
@MaDom
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iamyoushouldtoo
Only difference between yesterday and right now? More guilt and an almost fanatical devotion to David Hasselhoff.

You?
@iamyoushouldtoo
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OTOOLEFAN
Just love it when the Right prays to deny people health care. They're so Old Testament.
@OTOOLEFAN
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wilw
Watched and absolutely *adored* The Fantastic Mister Fox, then got to see my Kings shutout the Islanders. It was a very good night.
@wilw
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mariancall
Finding random notes in my lyrics notebook. "Academia / Macadamia: they're both just nuts to me." (copyright 2008 @mariancall)
@mariancall
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iamyoushouldtoo
I NEED A HYDROGEN FORMULA!!! I NEED A HYDROGEN FORMULA!!!
@iamyoushouldtoo
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indefensible
Why would I want to be mayor of this bar? I wish I didn't even live at it.
@indefensible
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kaseandannasmom
I just saw a spider racing across my keyboard, didn't catch it in time, and now I KNOW it's in my bedroom.
@kaseandannasmom
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Smmythe
Do I recycle? Why, yes. I've been wearing these Avatar 3-D glasses as shades for the past month. And looking hot as HELL.
@Smmythe
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VulpineVixen
Just leaving your mom's house now. She says hi.
@VulpineVixen
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ConanOBrien
As Bieber sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep, Bieber. Sleep.
@ConanOBrien
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