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Photo: strangeninja: That look on his face is in fact, priceless. Is the hand coming at him from the back... http://tumblr.com/xz07lmc3j
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beersudsPunkrockieUPTIGHTerFormerPolice
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I'm not kidding people, this is one of the worst non-migraine headaches I've ever had, and I didn't even do anything to EARN it!
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blobertBlondHousewifeUPTIGHTerFormerPolice
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Related: I need reinforcements to send in after the Tylenol, based on my headache it is clearly outnumbered.
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JoeGintoMeetingBoyCroweJamA_N_G_E_L_I_N_EnavanaxluvzgambitBlondHousewifelinajkUPTIGHTerFormerPolice
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Ugh, I hate waking up feeling like 'the morning after' when I didn't even get to enjoy a 'night before.'
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@Caissie no, like me, you're generally pretty clean. ::wink::
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CaissieBlondHousewifeFormerPolice
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@SammyLikesYou they tell me I'm hot. Does that help?
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SammyLikesYouBlondHousewifeFormerPolice
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Anybody invented that chocolate, cake, taco, burrito, cheeseburger and ice cream delivery service yet? I'm asking for my cramps. Also, pizza
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And yes, I am listening to Bush this early in the morning... the BAND you sexual deviants!
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_CalebKBlondHousewifeJohn_M15MaDomCroweJamTheUnsayableTrick_or_tweetvanesblondediva11A_N_G_E_L_I_N_EbeingtheoWaldoFuddFormerPolice
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@SaidSyd sometimes it's good to be someone else for a while but I think I prefer the real you. As it should be. ;)
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navanaxkambrockTheUnsayableBlondHousewifeFormerPolice
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Rachel Maddow: "Sen. Stupak, Don't fight with Nuns, they will cut you." I am so in love with her.
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SmmytheSassynicGabryylPunkrockiekambrockCroweJamTheUnsayableblondediva11BlondHousewifebeingtheoFormerPolice
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@Spinchange Sure, just change the name to Brannon and I'm game!
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SpinchangeprettygirlmasonSilkPillowTheUnsayableBlondHousewifeFormerPolice
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Wait one more thing. I'm Irish, but if you kiss me you'll find out that it's not just our men that can throw a good brawl. Tuigthe?
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redtothetonebec1302CroweJam_CalebKMVANARS1linajkPunkrockieWaldoFuddblondediva11TheUnsayableTheBoshaBlondHousewifebeingtheoJezebelTheGreatFormerPolice
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Hey Baby, wanna kiss my "Blarney Stone?" #StPaddysDaypickuplines
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THEjordanleighCroweJam_CalebKSpooky_JohnsonMVANARS1PunkrockieWaldoFuddblondediva11TheUnsayableBlondHousewifebeingtheoFormerPolice
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Photo: moegreeb: It is conceivably possible that might have made my morning. http://tumblr.com/xz07imvum
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RoadfilmTheUnsayableBlondHousewifeFormerPolice
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Though if I die, have green beer at my wake, that ought-ta bring me right back.
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_CalebKMaDomjjherrickCroweJamSpooky_JohnsontwistedpfisterMVANARS1blondediva11TheUnsayableBlondHousewifebeingtheoFormerPolice
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Happy St. Paddy's day to my fellow Irish, and also to all you not-so-Irish who will be pretending to be Irish in hopes of free green beer.
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MVANARS1redtothetoneCroweJamSpooky_JohnsonWaldoFuddblondediva11TheUnsayableBlondHousewifebeingtheoFormerPolice
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RT @spookannie Thinking about switching to smoke signals again if hubby doesn't get us a new modem.
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LockworldTheUnsayableBlondHousewifeFormerPolice
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This woman was cuddling her chicken, then she kissed it on the head and called it her 'soulmate.' When did PBS start doing bestiality porn?
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Omg guys! PBS is showing 'The Natural History of the Chicken' and I can't find my remote! Send help!!!
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NFS2912bec1302Punkrockieblondediva11dropdeadchrisMaDomCroweJamTheUnsayableTheBoshaBlondHousewifebeingtheoFormerPolice
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I really, really, from the bottom of my heart, HATE the new pop-ups in the Twitter interface. Bring me the moron who came up with that.
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