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I fucking hate Facebook.
Fuck taking the high road. It uses more gas.
I'd rather have wifi than food.
I wish we could put a moratorium on people tweeting links to their Facebook pages.
Twitter would have been great when I used to do coke.
Did we ever figure out what's wrong with Seal's face?
Nothing says thank you like #goodhead.
The worst part is when the buzz starts to wear off and regret sinks in.
I'm still trying to work out how I would say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
Do guys really think the words "doggie style" are hot? I implore you, go with "from behind" instead.
The worst part about giving a guy a great blow job is that it immediately becomes evident that you've sucked a lot of dicks.
Get high. Eat. Masturbate.Take a nap. Repeat.
It is so surreal to hear #Bababooey's during #AGT. I love the collision of the two worlds.