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Survived the night. Nice try though, death.
Too many people base a friendship on whether or not the people they hang with will cheer them on as they indulge in any fool notion they can
Watching a guy on a beach cruiser try to pick up a girl on a motorcycle. Not liking his odds.
I am not "well spoken". What I am is intelligent enough to be insulted by your "compliment".
You can put on makeup. But you can't hide crazy.
Watching Lindsay Lohan's hips sway as she walked out if th courtroom in handcuffs made me wonder if she kind of dug it. Just saying......
Having my coffee. If anyone dies violently this morning, it wasn't me. Homicidal rage defused by caffeine.
Forget about it looking stupid. Isn't it high time wearing your pants below your ass went out of style?
Superman's true weakness is one that is common to all heros. Deep in his heart, he wishes he could be Batman
Revenge is like candy. It's really sweet at first. But after having it most folks can't help but feel guilty.
I didn't call him a whole ass. I pointed out his problems. Not the least of which is dyslexia.
In my experience. Th only reliable outcome of waiting your turn is that your turn never comes.
Plate of grits topped with eggs over easy.Pile of bacon. Buttered biscuits. Strong coffee and a waitress the calls me "sugah". Life is good!
Sometimes the sure and certain knowledge that some fool is going to die ignorant is more satisfying than kicking his ass.