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I'm going for a Sunday morning jog.
And by jog I mean I'm going to sit here and Tweet about how ridiculous that statement is given my life.
And by jog I mean I'm going to sit here and Tweet about how ridiculous that statement is given my life.
Yeah yeah, roses are red and the lady standing in front of me apparently has an itchy crotch.
Valentine's Day fun facts.
Valentine's Day fun facts.
I figure it's only a matter of time, but I plan on working really hard to complete Twitter so I can begin working on my Ph.D.
Audio/voice app to hear and speak your Tweets?
No thanks, we like to read and write our Tweets the old fashioned way.
While driving.
No thanks, we like to read and write our Tweets the old fashioned way.
While driving.
Guess who has no food and is too lazy to go grocery shopping?
This girl who just downed an appetite suppressant with vodka and OJ.
This girl who just downed an appetite suppressant with vodka and OJ.
Unlike you lazy drunks I did the right thing and hit the gym on Fat Tuesday.
And I have every intention of being here next year as well.
And I have every intention of being here next year as well.
I enjoy T.V, Twitter, and hot wings; seperatly or all at the same time.
Just sprucing up my eHarmony profile, Valentine's Day is coming!
Just sprucing up my eHarmony profile, Valentine's Day is coming!
Why am I not shamed by spending hours "managing" Twitter, or that my avatar is of a lady on the crapper? But OMG!! Look she's awesome!
I'm too jealous for a hot boy, too cute for an ugly guy, too destined to poverty for a rich guy, too semi-smart for a smart guy- Walruses?
Expired tag, 3 month old speeding ticket, no proof of insurance
Wish I could say, "I'm just gangsta" but the truth is I'm just really lazy
Wish I could say, "I'm just gangsta" but the truth is I'm just really lazy
Passing out on the couch can only mean one thing.
But I can't tell you because someone blacked out and can't remember.
But I can't tell you because someone blacked out and can't remember.
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