Hey man mellow out ya rude cunt!
@uluwatusiap

Losing you would be like losing the best part of me.

Wait, no. That would be my ass.

If you don't know why you love them, that's true love. If you know why you love them, that's real love.

And all the Xanax in the world couldn't put all the pieces of your fucked up mind back together again.

Getting lost in all the intriguing details, I'd rather get buried in the actual fucking facts.

I don't like loud noises, including your face.

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

I'll let my wine aerate once I've eliminated it.

The only thing I want to know about you is that you're dead.

Words sure do come out of your mouth quickly. Maybe you should try shutting that fucking thing.

If you have nothing to tell me about anybody, I fucking love you.

I'm gonna' have my fucking head examined.

@lipgloss_nerd you ought to be flattered somebody stole your shitty tweets! Yuck

Sometimes, explaining shit to an idiot makes it worse.

I'm trying to push you over the edge.

Other men can learn too from the mistakes that I've dumped.

3pm. Parking lot. Be there.

The only never is forever.

Hate is just jealousy that got confused.

First reason why I love you : I just love you. Another reason why I love you : I don't need another reason.