@heardinlondon The most surprising thing about the LinkedIn password leak is that 6 million people were on that thing in the first place.

"Oh noes we can't tweet, what shall we do?" "Tell Leem to create some drama. Bitches love drama." "You're a genius bro."

@bbuklive John has a scuba licence, but Edward has no need of one, for he is a mermaid you see.

@jedwardpixie @bbuklive Edward wants another tickle tickle ...

@aiveenbb Gary Barlow has hacked their twitter, LOL.

@neo_xo MEANWHILE IN FINLAND ... http://t.co/Kuy5IKo

Jedward bingo! http://tinyurl.com/5u9k5vm

@planetjedward Random pushchair guy says "He's a baby, he's going to sleep, he's a baby!"

Boys began a long aimless toilet-related anecdote but lighting crew cut it short to get on with show!

Given how keen Cameron is to give Mrs T a big patriotic send-off, I'm surprised he didn't keep her on ice until St Georges day.

*Applauds* RT @politic_animal: So. Farewell Andrew Mitchell. We shall not see his bike again.

Hello people, have a riddle: http://t.co/Hw1zHjku

@gemmerjedward @katielowilliams They should have specified "not YOUR brain, John". #crueltweet

Looks like Edward did the pre-flight announcement after all: http://t.co/6tAPTeit

@planetjedward Did you rock out with your cock out?

@themediatweets Three more sleeps 'til #Leveson starts again!

@neo_xo Apparently during the sex scene Edward was going "What the hell? What the hell?".

There's something very fitting about the X-Factor all going tits-up on the very night that Jedward get to perform on stage with Britney.

@marina_203 How we'll LOL if the twins get a family visit/phone call in the BB house and it's Kevin.

#songsequels Great Balls of Fire, but the doctor's given me some antibiotics.