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"Oh noes we can't tweet, what shall we do?" "Tell Leem to create some drama. Bitches love drama." "You're a genius bro."
Boys began a long aimless toilet-related anecdote but lighting crew cut it short to get on with show!
Given how keen Cameron is to give Mrs T a big patriotic send-off, I'm surprised he didn't keep her on ice until St Georges day.
There's something very fitting about the X-Factor all going tits-up on the very night that Jedward get to perform on stage with Britney.
#songsequels Great Balls of Fire, but the doctor's given me some antibiotics.
The judge declares the wrongfully implicated suspect innocent as confetti starts to rain from the ceiling and everyone in the courthouse starts doing the twist.