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I just put some stars wars figures in the sink & slowly brought 2 chopping boards closer to them and I will die alone.
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which is the Bond movie where he uses that little gadget and he's a bit obnoxious towards women and says that one-liner and drives that car?
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I think it's clear why no one is on twitter tonight--they are all masturbating and can't type one-handed. Pfft . . . amateurs.
"Won't you tell me what you're thinking of/Would you be an outlaw for my love?" RIP Alex Chilton. Big Star changed my life.
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2moro is trending, this is depressing because either people can't fucking spell *or* people have two moros more than I do :(
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Aw, RIP @cockiness. And big props to @adtothebone for sharpening the stake that took your bloodsucking ass down.
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Opened for Alex Chilton when I was 21, told him he was a hero. He said "Having heroes is stupid." SO pissed at the time. But he was right.
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I'm hung like a Trojan horse - no one would welcome my penis inside if they knew the truth about it. #ClassicBraden
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snakes DON'T have babies by the female pooing in a hole & the male peeing on the poo. my nan doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.
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If you can't trust a biker named Jesse James after he leaves his pregnant pornstar wife for you, I don't know who you can trust.
Irishmen and Puerto Ricans should combine parades so other New Yorkers can plan one day to stay out of the city instead of two.
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My favorite episode of Cold Case? Probably the one where there's a crime that's old that hasn't been solved yet & then they try to solve it.
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