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#FF @kambrock because the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato made a Disney Channel Original Movie based on her life (spelled diffently, though.)
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#FF : the amazing @nikiwithissues . She gets her own follow Friday for awesomeness, and also because I misspelled her name earlier.
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#FF scorchingly funny: @soniadiamond @tracy_marq @tiffanyjmoore @ruthakers @thaozilla @conanobrienswyf @nikkiwithissues @girl11eleven
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If there's a clog in your sewer line and the plumber blames it on "white mice," trust me, do not ask him for a clarification.
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This economy isn't going to fix itself, comrades. I have at least two bottle rockets I can fire into the toilet when they give the signal.
@OverlandParker Please allow me to express my sincerest condolences on the recent passing of your beloved fellow Parker, Fess.
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Fess Parker's best line ended up on the cutting room floor: "I go on ONE LITTLE CATTLE DRIVE and YOU EFFING SHOOT OLD YELLER?!"
RIP Fess Parker, though it must be said he was pipped in the Cool Name Sweepstakes by Forrest Tucker.
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I realized Sandra Bullock's marriage was doomed when I noted in Jesse James' match.com profile that female nipple hair is a turnoff.
Corey Feldman tells people he wanted to save Corey Haim, but says he was consumed by the hunt for One-Eyed WIllie's hidden treasure.
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Until they make ironical tomato soup can headphones, you can keep your stupe-fangled electronic whatnots.
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At the blacksmith's forge, working with him on a kind of sap bucket that dangles from the belt-buckle. A labor-saving device for tonight.
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Here's how they make green beer: the bartenders all swallow multivitamins with their breakfasts on St Patrick's Day.
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Attention once-a-year drunks! When vomiting bonelessly, it may help if you focus on the raised toilet seat and treat it like a backboard.
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First we tried talking the cat out of the tree. Then we sang, made kissing noises, opened a can of tuna & finally chunked avocadoes at it.
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