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GoDaddy: "We *might* be a porn site."
This morning's temperature is "bullshit" & the high today won't get above "you've got to be fucking kidding me."
"You see, son, in the 80s we all thought M.A.S.K. *was* the mighty power that would save the day."
Red light indicates doors are secured.
I can count the number of good decisions I've made in my life on my remaining fingers.
"Your personal unhappiness with your own self is directly proportional to the number of 'inspirational' quotes you post online." - Jesus