Twitter is proof to me that there are some interesting people in the world.

Facebook means, never forgetting the birthday of the individuals you care about the least.

I'm high all day, you can call that shit a long flight.

Pimpin' aint easy... But it's always fun.

I'm pretty sure my minds eye has glaucoma.

And I be gettin high just to balance out the lows.

If I put my ear to the mouthpiece of my bong, I can hear the ocean.

It's 2am, I'm home, sober, and contemplating sparking a bowl.

I don't smoke weed no more...















But I don't smoke it no less...

I was going to tweet something so hilarious... It was goin to be monumental, I tell ya! But then... I smoked a bowl and forgot what it was!

I know it's white, but here comes the hot sauce!

Fine no one wants to star my tweets Im gonna go cry and listen to linkin park, or dashboard confessional, and play razor tag yeah by myself!

What is the meaning behind the plant? You mean racism? capitalism? Harry Anslinger was a racist. Find out the real meaning. #weedcountry

Your tears = my bong water.

My chronic problem, is never really a chronic problem...

4 Whores and 7 lines of blow...





-Charlie Sheen as Abraham Lincoln

What if twitter ran the world?

Presidential speeches would be reduced from hours long to whatever they could say in 140 characters or less

I'm going to start drafting up rough sketches of these new products in going to sell, its gonna have all u stoners giddy!

As a schoolkid I dropped out of the D.A.R.E. Program.

I'm watching intervention again... But I'm not baked... Yet.