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I want my bed to be a Cinnabon.
Did someone shoot Chris Brown yet?
When was the last time we all had sex.
#ImNotLooking for anything right now, I didn't misplace anything
Girls are nice to look at
There's like a thousand people working at the Mac store
I've been spending so much time on Twitter, I forgot the internet has porn.
I hate giving girls compliments!
"You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry"
Life gets soooo complicated when you graduate high school.
I like whales
Can I shit on my boss
Highschool boys know how to fit into tight clothes but not how to do an oil change smh