@katbrown82 Everyone was shocked.We were right next to door to Reuters & they turned the TV's to face our windows so our office could watch

@katbrown82 I was @ PWC & someone sent a link that some 'idiot' had accidentally crashed his plane, clicked on it & saw 2nd plane crash live

@testmatchsofa oh the irony that KP is going to be out longer in Sri Lanka than the England team.

Ok guys. I've been called for my backstage entrance so the #ParalympicOC can now officially start. I hope you enjoy it. Have tissues ready!

I have 2 tickets to Lords tomorrow that I can't use. Anyone want them? Only downside is you have to come get them from me in Wandsworth.

@altcricket Maybe next time. I'm sure a few more years will help him mature more. After all he can be slightly impetuous at times.

I get the feeling that certain members of the press are doing all they can to ensure that KP never plays for England again. #ownagenda

I just went for a sauna. I need to be relaxed for the Opening Ceremony or it'll look bad on camera & then the whole Olympics is doomed.

Malta, we're taking our Red Cross medal back. #eurovision

I have a new Dyson. Other hoovers have wept at the state of my carpet, it just laughed in the face of danger & said 'Is that it?' I love it.

@testmatchsofa Morning Scott, Sherpa Tensing & Hillary. You brave men you.

@cackhanded Talking of last night...
“@timeoutfilm: Did you know, in Germany, THE THING is called: ACH NEIN! EINER GROßES SPACE BEASTEN”

@altcricket Bet ICC have just delayed things. Let them in 4 2015; get agreement 4 Life Pres, kick em out from 2019, they've got no comeback.