Best advice ever: "Don't worry about what they're doing, worry about what you're doing." Thanks, Pops. It applies often.

No matter what your opinions may or may not be, please register to and cast your vote in November. That is all. Thank you.

President Clinton, you still got it! #DNC2012

Hostess may be gone; still plenty of ding dongs & ho hos in the world.

I now have a dvr in my bedroom. I may never leave again.

Why am I such a randy bitch?

Happy Halloween! pic.twitter.com/vycYn5fp

Chelsea Lately wrote: If Todd Akin won't pull out even though everyone is asking him to, is he legitimately raping the election?

The ex's gf tried to friend me on fb. Ignored her & blocked them both. Buh bye. #checkyoself

Funny Or Die wrote: The most dangerous side effect of marijuana: Calling yourself Snoop Lion.

Dom quote of the day: "I love Madonna, I want her to hug with her man arms!"

If you're worried about my uterus & what I do with it, check your priorities.

I'll say it again: if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. #happybirthdaykarmastjames

Indeed. "@elibraden: In Rush Limbaugh's defense, if my penis measured 2 inches when erect I'd probably hate women too"

"Marriage is a fine institution; I'm not ready for an institution." -Mae West

Or like you could afford health insurance in the first place. “.@mauigold_3 live as if your health insurance will cover it.”

#pnw4life pic.twitter.com/vgavFLOb

He knows who he is. ".@megfraser: It's all rather simple. You turn me the fuck on."

Remember, Kanye: "We want prenup! We want prenup!"

Again, bOoOoOoO. ".@redwingsbuzztap: Detroit Hockey >> NHL Cancels More Games  http://buzztap.com/-H5u7IW "