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Airlines could be REALLY useful if all they lost was your emotional baggage.
Why is the response 'No I don't smoke' when one asks for a match? You could be a pyromaniac.
I'm eating fried chicken and a deviled egg because I like to keep families together.
Remember when the buck stopped somewhere?
Carrying a full bowl of dog water is like being in the bomb squad.
My Irish accent sounds suspiciously pirate.
To be fair, Sarah Palin understood EXACTLY what Miss Utah was trying to say.
I'm sort of at the place in my life where I could go for a cookie.
The dog is spooning the couch. Theirs is a forbidden love.
I'm making myself an Egg McMuffin for lunch. I even asked if I wanted fries with that. I didn't.
There's always a spark of excitement seeing a crab who's almost clawed his way out of the tank. Secretly, I cheer.
I'm the kind of adventurer that will rip my skirt higher, to run faster.
Biscotti feels like someone's trying to pawn off a mistake as something fancy.
My brain only wants to worry or fall asleep. If it keeps this up, it's going back in the jar.
Celebrities have to carry big purses so they can manage all their self loathing.
I'm convinced there's a roaming tribe of wookies that use my bath just before I decide to clean it.
Some shoes are out of style the minute you drive them off the lot.