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Coworkers didn't think putting mistletoe over the hole in the bathroom wall was as funny as I did.
Damn Lincoln is in a lot of movies lately wonder when he’s gonna start dating a Kardashian!
Well I messed up and took 2 loratabs this morning instead of aspirin. Good news I’m in no pain and now I can see sounds.
Hahaha my AU neighbor has taken his AU flag down from his house. #butthurt
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have amnesia
Roses are red.
Well I'm drunk!!...fuck the tornados
Just kidding please don't kill me!!!!
Damn I miss college football already.
I woke up with a stiffy this morning and the wife asked "Was you thinking of me?" I said "No College football on tonight." #football #Bama
I heard if the 1st Chilean miner rescued saw his shadow we will have a long winter.
Alabama Crimson Tide 15 TIME NATIONAL CHAMPS °o° #DVC °o° (Rated TV-MA)