Coworkers didn't think putting mistletoe over the hole in the bathroom wall was as funny as I did.

Damn Lincoln is in a lot of movies lately wonder when he’s gonna start dating a Kardashian!

Chizik Family Christmas
#auburn http://t.co/ghNPP6iH

Well I messed up and took 2 loratabs this morning instead of aspirin. Good news I’m in no pain and now I can see sounds.

Hahaha my AU neighbor has taken his AU flag down from his house. #butthurt

Well it made me smile.... http://t.co/W8mRzXa

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have amnesia
Roses are red.

“@rueben_poole: More bad news for *burn. It's leap year. They hear this shit form me for 366 days now!!! Roll Tide 42-14!”


Hahahahahaha

Great game LSU….you had me cursing. #RollTide #BAMA #SEC

Well I'm drunk!!...fuck the tornados






Just kidding please don't kill me!!!!

Damn I miss college football already.

This made me laugh a little too loud.  http://twitpic.com/b9399i 

#WeBelieve y’all gonna have a long drive back to Mississippi #RMFT

2012 Alabama Football Intro Video http://t.co/MrsML0DH via @youtube

hahaha “@bubbaprog: Houston Nutt, beating Arkansas as usual, a skill he developed as head coach at Arkansas”

I woke up with a stiffy this morning and the wife asked "Was you thinking of me?" I said "No College football on tonight." #football #Bama

I heard if the 1st Chilean miner rescued saw his shadow we will have a long winter.

Happy Hour!  https://vine.co/v/b0AwzQnghFW 

Make his ass quit!! BAMA LSU  http://twitpic.com/b9t95h 

You know its coming. RT @scog: I can hear it now. “Alabama hasn’t been tested yet.”