“@picturesearth: Meridien Bora Bora Resort, Maldives. pic.twitter.com/VaNONMCA” @catheriinefitz now I know why you wanna go to bora bora

This school thing just isn't for me

This is what I wanna see all day #jets  http://instagr.am/p/RDSsalKJH9/ 

I can get how people hate on Romney I just can't understand how people back Obama

I love when they ask the question you're 21 right after selling you the alcohol

I feel like all I do is charge my phone

“@robfee: I will shush my infant son if he decides to mumble his first words during Breaking Bad tonight.” @sammi_ports tell #steponit

Better on you than in you is one of the rare things guys and girls alike can agree on

If you like cats more than dogs you're fucking stupid

Besides cell phones and computers everything was way better in the 90s especially sports

“@peytonshead: #GhettoWaysToDie Trampled to death while "Occupying Foot Locker". #GotThemJordansTho” @mattpubesz

Don't get all the hate if you like to smoke weed or cigarettes that's fine stop hating if you drink like a sailor it's also not good for you

“@guytipsdaily: If you're gonna run from the cops, make sure you can actually get away #GuyTipsDaily”b @chris34x

I need a beer 🍺

It's disgusting what that hospital allowed Jay-Z + Beyonce to do fuck their new baby it's gonna grow up to be a spoiled piece of shit anyway

Sloan looks amazingly hot in that Lakers jersey on the #NBA commercials

“@rationalists: Only in America are the rich too poor to afford more taxes, and the poor to rich for welfare benefits.” #Truth

If you cool with being taken down and giving up your lifestyle's a blow job the way you're living sucks #loso

“@prosextips: Ladies, whether you ate too much or not, tonight you're getting stuffed.” @samminicolexox

The truth may set you free but at first it will piss you off