Some people on the internet have way to much time on their hands. It may be bad for them, but it's good for me.

@mint82chevette @lalastrailer @ratamack @jasonberlin @rikpayne Still not sure if this is twitter etiquette but what the hell, Cheers guys!

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@mint82chevette @lalastrailer @ratamack @jasonberlin @rikpayne So that's what I've been doing wrong all this time :) It's all in the RT

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"I got Columbian knob rot from a Starburst selifan wrapper, wrapped around a Spanish Samsung tapa." Donald Trump tweeting Mitt Romney

The only reason I'm here is to lash all your jokes for my best man's speech. If my tweets are anything like my public speaking, I'm fucked.

@dewolfebarbie I was told it was ok if you don't take the piss & put an RT and their @ at the beginning of the tweet.

@jasonberlin Just saw your DM.Didn't even think to check.Not that good at twitter.Just check my tweets.Can't DM ya back but, no worries! :)

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@jrehling and ninety million hackers

@thispartyislame 500 million active users,340 million tweets daily handling over 1.6 billion search queries per day.Only #1 Chanibell though